Showing posts with label Halloween. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Halloween. Show all posts

Saturday, 13 October 2012

Books and Dead Men

My two loves are books and dead men
Especially when they bite.
Incisive, they feed off me
And I them
An orgy of ghosts who visit by night.

Friendly faces long since reduced to dust
live once more in me while I breathe,
A rotten bunch in whom I trust
For none of them give me cause to grieve.

Though energetic exchanges occur just the same
In the nether worlds of my fevered brain
And just for a moment I manage a kiss
With a congenial spectre across the abyss

Rarer still a switch flicks in my head
And my bedroom filled with the long since dead.
When this happens I invite the shade I like best
To be a good incubus and sit on my chest

But displease me and I'm afraid it's goodbye
Before I'm sucked dry, by psychic succubi.
Though summoning the dead is a perilous feat
I prefer it to reading the modern elite.

This is the result of self-reflection
Occurring at once in all directions.
With them looking forward and I looking back
Stabbed through my Omega point
By a spiritual tack,
Remember, remember the wise Rebbe said.
Just not too hard lest you wake the dead!

Tuesday, 9 October 2012

The Tits Of Death

I saw Death in Tesco and Death had a fantastic rack. Let me explain. There was a Halloween display and the people charged with making store displays/window dressing had probably run out of male mannequins
 and used a female. Don't get me wrong I quite liked it, it had a Jake and Dinos Chapman quality. It just got me wondering who did it? Was it simply a matter of necessity? Could it have been a fashion obsessed gay man? Or a woman with an eating disorder? Either could have been depicting their idealised female body. Or else someone wishing to strike a blow for equality, why should it always be Gentleman Death who comes to call? I give you The Tits Of Death! Sounds like a low-rent Michael Reeves homage from the early 1970's. I did try to get a picture of myself actually groping the tits of death wearing a suitably leery expression, alas I just couldn't get all four of us in shot!